Näitlejad

• Aamir Khan — Rancho/Shamaldas Chanchad/Phunsukh Wangdu
• R. Madhavan — Farhan Qureshi
• Sharman Joshi — Raju Rastogi
• Omi Vaidya — Chatur Ramalingam
• Boman Irani — Virus/Viru Sahastrabudhhe
• Kareena Kapoor Khan — Pia
• Mona Singh — Mona
• Rahul Kumar — Manmohan "Millimetre"