Näitlejad

• Antonio Sabàto Jr. — Pablo Alesandro
• Davenia McFadden — Marnie
• David Sutcliffe — Dean Seagrave
• Jennifer Coolidge — Louise
• Jennifer Elise Cox — Sharon, the Perky Chick
• Harry Havilio — Front Desk Man
• Carlos Kaspar — Fat Bad Dude
• McCaleb Burnett — Guy in Turtleneck