Näyttelijät

• Caroline Aaron — Annie Schmidt
• Peter Stormare — Ghost
• Craig Roberts — Spencer
• Nick Offerman — Deputy Chief Hardy
• Dustin Nguyen — Vietnamese Jesus
• Bill Hader — Culinary School Villain
• Eddie J. Fernandez — Scarface
• Jonah Hill — Officer Morton Schmidt
• Channing Tatum — Officer Greg Jenko
• Ice Cube — Captain Dickson
• Amber Stevens — Maya Dickson
• Wyatt Russell — Zook
• Jillian Bell — Mercedes
• Jimmy Tatro — Rooster
• Marc Evan Jackson — Dr. Murphy
• Keith Lucas — Keith Yang
• Kenneth Lucas — Kenny Yang
• Diplo — Himself
• Richard Grieco — Dennis Booker
• Joe Chrest — David Schmidt
• Johnny Pemberton — Delroy
• Ian Hoch — Improv Student