Obsada

• Ben Stiller
• Owen Wilson — Hansel McDonald
• Christine Taylor — Matilda Jeffries
• Will Ferrell — Jacobim Mugatu
• Milla Jovovich — Katinka Ingabogovinanana
• David Duchovny — J.P. Prewitt
• Jerry Stiller — Maury Ballstein
• Judah Friedlander — Scrappy Zoolander
• Nathan Lee Graham — Todd
• Asio Highsmith — Rufus
• Tom Ford — Tom Ford
• Cuba Gooding Jr. — Himself
• David Bowie — Himself
• Fred Durst — Himself
• Lance Bass — Himself
• Stephen Dorff — Himself
• Veronica Webb — Herself
• Amy Stiller — Hansel's Posse
• John Vargas — Italian Designer
• Jennifer Coolidge — American Designer
• Jennifer McComb — Mugatu Model
• Johann Urb — Mugatu Bodyguard
• Richard Stanley — Night Club Bouncer / Biff
• Rohan Quine — Night Club Bouncer
• Charles Brame — Abraham Lincoln
• Randall Slavin — JFK Assassin
• Theo Kogan — Cool Tattoo Girl
• Luther Creek — Funky Loft Guest
• David Pressman — Maori Tribesman
• Richie Rich — Derelicte Doorman
• King — Derelicte Bouncer
• Kevyn Aucoin — Derek's Derelicte Make-up Artist
• Alexa Nikolas — Story Hour Girl
• Fabio — Himself
• Matt Levin — Archie
• Jon Voight — Larry Zoolander
• Donald Trump — Himself
• Christian Slater — Himself
• Steve Kmetko — Himself
• Tommy Hilfiger — Himself
• Natalie Portman — Herself
• Lenny Kravitz — Himself
• Gwen Stefani — Herself
• Heidi Klum — Herself
• Mark Ronson — Himself
• Paris Hilton — Herself
• Tyson Beckford — Himself
• Lil' Kim — Herself
• Garry Shandling — Himself
• Sandra Bernhard — Herself
• Claudia Schiffer — Herself
• Lukas Haas — Himself
• Justin Theroux — Evil DJ
• Andy Dick — Olga the Masseuse
• Andrew Wilson — Hansel's Corner Guy
• Tony Kanal — French Designer
• Endre Hules — German Designer
• Nora Dunn — British Designer
• Jerry Stahl — VH1 Reporter
• James Marsden — John Wilkes Booth
• Patton Oswalt — Monkey Photographer
• Godfrey — Janitor Derek