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• — Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing
• — Police Girl
• — Alucard
• — Father O'Malley'O'Connel'O'Carroll'O'Reily'O'Brian'O'Sullivan, Narrator, Misc. Nazis
• — Misc. Nazis
• — Alexander Anderson
• — Luffy, Edward, Evil Homicidal Priest, Dick and Harry, Nazi 1, Nazi 2, Nazi 3, Nazi 4, Nazi 5, N
• — Misc. Nazis
• — Walter, Misc. Nazis
• — Bella
• — The Major
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