Besetzung

• Darlene Hunt — Yuppie Wife
• Thomas Haden Church — Brawndo CEO
• Maya Rudolph — Rita
• Christopher Ryan — Hospital Technician
• Justin Long — Dr. Lexus
• Andrew Wilson — Beef Supreme
• Luke Wilson — Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers/"Not Sure"
• Dax Shepard — Frito Pendejo
• Terry Crews — President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
• David Herman — Secretary of State
• Michael McCafferty — Officer Collins
• Patrick Fischler — Yuppie Husband
• Joseph Cheatham — Doctor in Waiting Room
• Turk Pipkin — Guy at Costco
• Heather Kafka — Woman at Carl's Jr.
• Randal Reeder — Secret Service Thug
• Scarface — Upgrayedd
• Derek Southers — Male Newscaster
• Lidia Porto — Female Reporter
• Greg Pitts — Cameraman
• Jason Konopisos-Alvarez — Cop at Government Center
• Mitch Baker — Doctor
• Daniel Smith — Control Room Director
• Chris Warner — Cop at Costco
• Earl Mann — Narrator (voice)