بازیگران

• Anna Faris — Cindy
• Regina Hall — Brenda
• Bill Pullman — Henry Hale
• Leslie Nielsen — Präs. Baxter Harris
• Michael Madsen — Oliver
• Molly Shannon — Marilyn
• Chris Elliott — Ezekiel
• Carmen Electra — Holly
• Crystal Lowe — Chingy's Girl #1
• Kevin Hart — CJ
• Shaquille O'Neal — Shaq
• Charlie Sheen — Tom Logan
• James Earl Jones — Himself
• Anthony Anderson — Mahalik
• DeRay Davis — Marvin
• Beau Mirchoff — Robbie Ryan
• Andrew McNee — Hoss
• Dr. Phil McGraw — Himself
• Craig Bierko — Tom Ryan
• Alex Bruhanski — Tiffany's Trainer
• Cloris Leachman — Mrs. Norris
• Dave Attell — Knifeman
• Conchita Campbell — Rachel
• Simon Rex — George
• Henry Mah — Mr. Koji
• John Reardon — Jeremiah
• Edward Moss — Michael Jackson
• Rorelee Tio — Yoko
• Fabolous — Gunman
• Debra Wilson — Oprah Winfrey
• Brad Sihvon — Village Sheriff
• Monica Dillon — Mahalik's Grandma
• Craig Mazin — Saw Villain (voice)
• David Zucker — Zoltar (voice)
• Dexter Bell — Chingy's Hype Man