Cast

• Billy Bob Thornton — Willie Soke
• Tony Cox — Marcus Skidmore
• Bernie Mac — Gin
• John Ritter — Bob Chipeska
• Lauren Graham — Sue
• Octavia Spencer — Opal
• Ajay Naidu — Hindustani Troublemaker
• Brett Kelly — Thurman Merman 'The Kid'
• Lauren Tom — Lois
• Billy Gardell — Milwaukee Security Guard
• Curtis Taylor — Phoenix Security Guard
• Dylan Charles — Milwaukee Bratty Boy
• Matt Walsh — Herb
• Cloris Leachman — Grandma
• Lorna Scott — Milwaukee Mother
• Alex Borstein — Milwaukee Mom with Photo
• Sarah Silverman — Santa Instructor