Cast

• Sue Lloyd — Val
• Miranda Richardson — DHSS Blonde
• Rik Mayall — Micky
• Dawn French — Debbie Draws
• Peter Richardson
• Pete Richens
• Jennifer Saunders — Lady Caroline
• Rowland Rivron — Star Reporter
• Bill Wyman — Toilet Victim
• Derren Nesbitt — Manager
• Shane MacGowan — Terrorist
• Rupert Vansittart — Rupert
• Sean Chapman — Mark
• Bob Flag — Indecisive Customer
• Kevin Allen — Waiter 1
• Ronald Allen — Cmdr. Fortune
• Simon Brint — Brink
• Katrin Cartlidge — Katrin
• Neil Dickson — Gerry
• Jimmy Fagg — Jimmy
• Nosher Powell — Nosher
• Adrian Edmondson — Charles
• Paul McCartney — Banquet Guest
• Sandie Shaw — Edgeley's Girlfriend
• Ron Tarr — Ron
• Koo Stark — Hazel
• Daniel Peacock — Terence
• Nigel Planer — DHSS Manager
• Debbie Linden — Layla
• Christopher Malcolm — Steinbeck
• Jonathan Stratt — Policeman
• Hugh Cornwell — Edgeley
• Jools Holland — Sun Reporter
• Lemmy — Spider
• Sandra Dorne — Sandra
• Cathryn Harrison — Joanna
• Fran Fullenwider — Queen
• Joanne Good — Jaqueline
• Frank Murray — Terrorist
• John Wilson — Waiter
• Eddie Yeoh — Mr Chow
• Claire King — Yuppie Bitch