Cast

• Kel Mitchell — Ed
• Kenan Thompson — Dexter Reed
• Shar Jackson — Monique
• Linda Cardellini — Heather
• Jan Schweiterman — Kurt Bozwell
• Josh Server — Fizz
• Ginny Schreiber — Deedee
• George Clinton — Dancing Crazy
• Richard Haje — Huge Scary Man
• Lori Beth Denberg — Connie Muldoon
• Matt Gallant — News Reporter
• Hamilton von Watts — Troy
• J. August Richards — Griffen
• Sinbad — Mr. Wheat
• Carmen Electra — Roxanne
• Marques Houston — Jake
• Abe Vigoda — Otis
• Dan Schneider — Mr. Bailey
• Ron Lester — Spatch
• Shaquille O'Neal — Himself
• Robert Wuhl — Angry Customer
• Teresa Ganzel — Woman Customer