Cast

• James Coburn — George Kaplan
• Richard E. Grant — Darwin Mayflower
• Sandra Bernhard — Minerva Mayflower
• David Caruso — Kit Kat
• Frank Stallone — Cesar Mario
• Don Harvey — Snickers
• Lorraine Toussaint — Almond Joy
• Burtt Harris — Gates
• Enrico Lo Verso — Apprentice
• John Savident — Auctioneer
• Leonardo Cimino — Cardinal
• Frank Welker — Bunny the Dog (voice)
• William Conrad — Narrator (voice)
• Bruce Willis — Eddie 'Hudson Hawk' Hawkins
• Danny Aiello — Tommy Five-Tone
• Andie MacDowell — Anna Baragli
• Donald Burton — Alfred
• Andrew Bryniarski — Butterfinger
• Giselda Volodi — Mona Lisa
• Frank Page — Mario's Driver
• Lisa Matthews — Girl in Car