Cast

• Michele Abrams — Waiting Room Woman
• Ellen McLaughlin — Chairwoman (FDA)
• Aida Turturro — Louise
• Dean Jacobson — Turkel
• Arnold Schwarzenegger — Dr. Alex Hesse
• James Eckhouse — Ned Sneller
• Stefan Gierasch — Edward Sawyer
• Kevin West — Lyndon Executive
• Kathleen Chalfant — Casitas Madres Receptionist
• Anna Gunn — Casitas Madres Receptionist
• Maggie Han — Lab Assistant
• John Pinette — Clerk
• Danny DeVito — Dr. Larry Arbogast
• Emma Thompson — Dr. Diana Reddin
• Frank Langella — Noah Banes
• Pamela Reed — Angela
• Christopher Meloni — Mr. Lanzarotta
• Megan Cavanagh — Willow
• Welker White — Jenny
• Mary Gordon Murray — Betty
• Monika Schnarre — Angelic Nurse
• Cassandra Wilson — Singer
• Holly Wortell — Lobster Woman
• Lisa Summerour — Casitas Madres Exercise Attendant
• Antoinette Peragine — Mrs. Lanzarotta
• Peter Chen — Taxi Driver
• Judy Collins — Naomi
• Lawrence Tierney — Mover
• Matt Mulhern — Mover
• Kevin Sifuentes — Banquet Valet
• Allen Walls — Banquet Waiter
• Fred Stoller — Waiter
• Dayna Winston — Stewardess at Boarding Gate
• Misa Koprova — Lyndon Receptionist
• Tom Dugan — Lobster Man
• Alexander Enberg — Arthur
• Jodi Knotts — Waiting Room Woman
• Mindy Seeger — Alice
• Merle Kennedy — Samantha
• Ryan Doss — Jake
• Brianna McConnell — Junior
• Brittany McConnell — Junior
• Dee Hengstler — Banquet Dancer
• Daryl Richardson — Banquet Dancer
• Charles McGowan — Banquet Dancer
• Jerald Vincent — Banquet Dancer
• Lawrence T. Wrentz — Campus Security Guard
• Brandon Ross — Banquet Musician