Cast

• Adam Sandler
• Rob Schneider — Ramon
• Terry Crews — Chico
• Luke Wilson — Danny
• Danny Trejo — Cicero
• Taylor Lautner — Lil' Pete
• Steve Zahn — Clem
• Steve Buscemi — Doc Griffin
• David Spade — General Custer
• Jorge Garcia — Herm
• John Turturro — Abner Doubleday
• John Farley — Roscoe
• Lavell Crawford — Lavall Patch
• Julia Jones — Smoking Fox
• Dan Patrick — Abraham Lincoln
• Sarah Minnich — Woman in Bank
• Saginaw Grant — Screaming Eagle
• Richard Beal — Town Cowboy
• Gonzalo Robles — Guard
• Kimo Keoke — Short worker
• Clint Obenchain — Sheriff's Deputy
• Will Forte — Will Patch
• Blake Shelton — Wyatt Earp
• Harvey Keitel — Smiley
• Nick Nolte — Frank Stockburn
• Chris Parnell — Bank Manager
• Nick Swardson — Nelly Patch
• Norm Macdonald — Dirty Cowboy
• Whitney Cummings — Susannah
• Jon Lovitz — Ezekiel Grant
• Blake Clark — Gulch Sheriff
• Vanilla Ice — Mark Twain
• Alex Knight — Performer #1