Elenco

• Mel B — herself
• Victoria Beckham — herself
• Emma Bunton — herself
• Melanie C — herself
• Geri Halliwell-Horner — herself
• Naoko Mori — Nicola
• Alan Cumming — Piers
• Bill Paterson — Brian
• Mark McKinney — Graydon
• David Fahm — Enzo
• Kevin Allen — TV Director
• Michael Barrymore — Mr. Step
• Elvis Costello — Elvis
• Bob Geldof — Bob
• Bob Hoskins — Himself
• Hugh Laurie — Poirot
• Richard Briers — Bishop
• Denise Stephenson — Jack & Evie's Mother
• Perdita Weeks — Evie
• Craig Kelly — Nervous Guy
• Marian McLoughlin — Hospital Parent
• Llewella Gideon — Nurse
• Jools Holland — Jools
• Neil Mullarkey — Barnaby
• Peter Sissons — Newsreader
• Neil Fox — Radio DJ (Voice)
• Richard E. Grant — Clifford
• Claire Rushbrook — Deborah
• Roger Moore — The Chief
• Meat Loaf — Dennis
• Barry Humphries — Kevin McMaxford
• Jason Flemyng — Brad
• Richard O'Brien — Damien
• George Wendt — Film Producer
• Steven O'Donnell — Jess
• Elton John — Elton John
• Stephen Fry — Judge
• Kevin McNally — Policeman
• Jonathan Ross — Himself
• Jennifer Saunders — Fashionable Woman
• Devon Anderson — Jack
• Dominic West — Photographer
• Simon Chandler — Hospital Parent
• Simon Shepherd — Doctor