Distribution

• Owen Wilson — Hansel
• Ben Stiller
• Will Ferrell — Jacobim Mugatu
• Penélope Cruz — Valentina Valencia
• Kristen Wiig — Alexanya Atoz
• Fred Armisen — VIP
• Kyle Mooney — Don Atari
• Milla Jovovich — Katinka
• Christine Taylor — Matilda Jeffries
• Nathan Lee Graham — Todd
• Cyrus Arnold — Derek Jr.
• Jon Daly — Agent Filippo
• Jerry Stiller — Maury Ballstein
• Justin Bieber — Justin Bieber
• Kim Kardashian — Kim Kardashian
• Katy Perry — Katy Perry
• John Malkovich — Chazz Spencer
• Anna Wintour — Anna Wintour
• Lewis Hamilton — 'Old and Lame' Show Attendee
• Susan Boyle — Susan Boyle
• Johnny Weir — Warden
• Willie Nelson — Willie Nelson
• Christina Hendricks — Seductress
• Marc Jacobs — Marc Jacobs
• Karlie Kloss — Eve
• Valentino — Valentino
• Katie Couric — Katie Couric
• Jane Pauley — Jane Pauley
• Natalie Morales — Natalie Morales
• Don Lemon — Don Lemon
• Matt Lauer — Matt Lauer
• Amy Stiller — Mom Tourist
• Joe Jonas — 'Old and Lame' Show Attendee
• Trudie Styler — 'Old and Lame' Show Attendee
• Leila Yavari — 'Old and Lame' Show Attendee
• Nazanin Boniadi — 'Old and Lame' Show Attendee
• Ólafur Darri Ólafsson — Hasidic Man
• Skrillex — 'Old and Lame' Show DJ
• Soledad O'Brien — Soledad O'Brien
• Jim Lehrer — Jim Lehrer
• Joe Scarborough — Joe Scarborough
• Demi Lovato — Demi Lovato (uncredited)
• Benedict Cumberbatch — All
• Neil deGrasse Tyson — Neil deGrasse Tyson
• Moshe Kasher — Chimney Sweep
• Christiane Amanpour — Christian Amanpour
• Niccolò Senni — Paparazzo
• Justin Theroux — Evil DJ
• Billy Zane — Billy Zane
• Sting — Sting
• Olivia Munn — 'Old and Lame' Show Attendee
• Ariana Grande — Latex BDSM
• Kiefer Sutherland — Kiefer Sutherland
• Lenny Kravitz — Lenny Kravitz (uncredited)
• Naomi Campbell — Naomi Campbell
• Tommy Hilfiger — Tommy Hilfiger
• Andy Dick — Don Atari's Posse
• Kate Moss — Kate Moss
• A$AP Rocky — Self
• Charlotte Townsend — Girl Tourist