Cast

• Robert Hays — Ted Striker
• Julie Hagerty — Elaine
• Leslie Nielsen — Dr. Rumack
• Lorna Patterson — Randy
• Kareem Abdul-Jabbar — Murdock
• Lloyd Bridges — McCroskey
• Peter Graves — Captain Oveur
• Robert Stack — Rex Kramer
• Craig Berenson — Paul Carey
• Barbara Billingsley — Jive Lady
• Norman Alexander Gibbs — First Jive Dude
• Al White — Second Jive Dude
• Lee Bryant — Mrs. Hammen
• Nicholas Pryor — Mr. Hamman
• Joyce Bulifant — Mrs. Davis
• Ethel Merman — Lieutenant Hurwitz
• Jill Whelan — Lisa Davis
• Kenneth Tobey — Air Controller Neubauer
• James Hong — Japanese General
• Jimmie Walker — Windshield Wiper Man
• Lee Terri — Mrs. Oveur
• Maureen McGovern — Nun
• Mary Mercier — Shirley
• Jason Wingreen — Dr. Brody
• Nora Meerbaum — Cocaine Lady
• Barbara Stuart — Mrs. Kramer
• Ann Nelson — Hanging Lady
• Jesse Emmett — Man From India
• Jim Abrahams — Religious zealot #6
• Barbara Mallory — Religious zealot #2
• Jonathan Banks — Gunderson
• Mae E. Campbell — Security Lady
• Frank Ashmore — Victor Basta
• Andy Gibb, Stephen Stucker — Johnny