Two and a Half MenSeason 1Season 1Season number1Season name—ArtworkPoster#ImageTitleAired1Most Chicks Won't Eat VealSep 22, 20032Big Flappy BastardsSep 29, 20033Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of HellOct 6, 20034If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a NapOct 13, 20035The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a HumpOct 20, 20036Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?Oct 27, 20037If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually FakeNov 3, 20038Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-fulNov 10, 20039Phase One, CompleteNov 17, 200310Merry ThanksgivingNov 24, 200311Alan Harper, Frontier ChiropractorDec 15, 200312Camel Filters and PheromonesJan 5, 200413Sarah Like Puny AlanJan 12, 200414I Can't Afford HyenasFeb 2, 200415Round One to the Hot Crazy ChickFeb 9, 200416That Was Saliva, AlanFeb 16, 200417Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the HatsFeb 23, 200418An Old Flame with a New WickMar 1, 200419I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember YouMar 22, 200420Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the DarkApr 19, 200421No Sniffing, No WowingMay 3, 200422My Doctor Has a Cow PuppetMay 10, 200423Just Like BuffaloMay 17, 200424Can You Feel My Finger?May 24, 2004