Season 11
Artwork
| # | Image | Title | Aired |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | Nangnangnangnang | Sep 26, 2013 |
| 2 |  | I Think I Banged Lucille Ball | Oct 3, 2013 |
| 3 |  | This Unblessed Biscuit | Oct 10, 2013 |
| 4 |  | Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank | Oct 17, 2013 |
| 5 |  | Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 | Oct 24, 2013 |
| 6 |  | Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants | Nov 7, 2013 |
| 7 |  | Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie | Nov 14, 2013 |
| 8 |  | Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. | Nov 21, 2013 |
| 9 |  | Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer | Dec 5, 2013 |
| 10 |  | On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer! | Dec 12, 2013 |
| 11 |  | Tazed in the Lady Nuts | Jan 2, 2014 |
| 12 |  | Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. | Jan 9, 2014 |
| 13 |  | Bite Me, Supreme Court | Jan 30, 2014 |
| 14 |  | Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe | Feb 6, 2014 |
| 15 |  | Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin | Feb 27, 2014 |
| 16 |  | How to Get Rid of Alan Harper | Mar 6, 2014 |
| 17 |  | Welcome Home, Jake | Mar 13, 2014 |
| 18 |  | West Side Story | Apr 3, 2014 |
| 19 |  | Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang | Apr 10, 2014 |
| 20 |  | Lotta Delis in Little Armenia | Apr 24, 2014 |
| 21 |  | Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot | May 1, 2014 |
| 22 |  | Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead | May 8, 2014 |